You must be careful when placing items up your anus.

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“Blood goes a long way when it decides to spread.”

— Richard Villar

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake…

— Jad Abumrad

We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause…

— Dane Cook

Kiss my ass n' my anus, cuz its finally famous.

— Nicki Minaj

Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth.

— Jaron Lanier

Kiss my ass and my anus, cause its finally famous

— Nicki Minaj

God wasted a prefectly good anus by putting teeth in your mouth!

— Tom E

“Any discussion of the sexuality of the digestive tract must inevitably touch on the anus. Anal tissue is among the most densely innervated on…

— Mary Roach

I do not like the Broadway theatre because it does not know how to say hello. The tone of voice is false, the mannerisms…

— Julian Beck

What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have…

— Jim Goad

“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.”

— Christopher Moore

“A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Don Truby thought about Kelly Ripa’s anus.”

— Chad Kultgen

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

— Ryan Reynolds