But this is the internet. The men are men, the women are…

“The Internet: Where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents.”

— George Louthan

Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.

— Anonymous

Men are men and women are women, but the men are dumber than the women, usually.

— Stephen Malkmus

My mother said that we're so lucky to be women. It's not that men are weak. Men are men. We're two completely different animals.

— Diane von Furstenberg

“Internet was made for men to search for free porn and for women to stalk the ones they're in love with.”

— Christian Simamora

“S.P.A.M. S.enseless P.eople A.always M.essaging”

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“If you're Microsoft, you can prevent a porn site using microsoft.xxx. Although that would be ironic since micro and soft probably aren't at the…

— Gary Corby

“Looking through my internet history you'd think I'm trying to kill someone but really I just want cool names from dragons. #this week on…

— Kurokotesuya

Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam...

— Anonymous

“We had been given a great and terrible power. For a moment we contemplated responsibility, then gleefully tossed it aside in favor of posting…

— Kelly Weill

Getting sort of offended when you're signing up for something and the website tells you that your password is weak...

— Anonymous

In fact, I had previously helped train one of the FBI agents who searched my apartment.

— Steven Hatfill

...The Bill of Rights is a literal and absolute document. The First Amendment doesn't say you have a right to speak out unless the…

— Harry Browne

I trained with the FBI in Portland and I also had many conversations with female FBI agents in Los Angeles, as well. That was…

— Connie Nielsen

If FBI agents can't be trusted to wiretap within the law, why trust them to carry weapons or make arrests?

— Ronald Kessler