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“I have fallen in love with you, and there is no future for us. That you burst into my life suddenly only a short…

— Rachel Gibson

“I do not need to analyze my life, no way! Of course it’s not perfect, but it is at least satisfying! Yes, I am…

— Sara Anzellotti

“I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a…

— Meredith Schorr

“People go to LA to "find themselves", they come to New York to become someone new.”

— Lindsey Kelk

“Today I will pursue Francesca. And she will run if she knows what’s good for her.”

— J.L. Vallance

“Tara moved into the kitchen and went still at the condition of it. "Formica countertops," she said as if she'd discovered asbestos.”

— Jill Shalvis

“The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.”

— Heather Hill

“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”

— Stephanie McAfee

“Why is it women have to bring all this angst into sex? We should be more like men. In. Out. Over. Next.”

— Lara Rios

“When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses.”

— Heather Hill

“Love isn’t for the weak, it’s for those brave enough to risk it all.”

— J.L. Vallance

“It felt like I had a thousand packs of Strawberry Pop Rocks simultaneously detonating in my chest, and I dilated at least eight centimeters!”

— Piper Faust

“What the hell? Jack was over six feet tall and two hundred pounds with arms like a steel beam. He couldn't get away from…

— Fletcher McHale

“Why is being an unmarried woman something that we should be ashamed of, as if we’ve failed? Men don’t feel this way. When they…

— Eileen Cook

“Does bad luck come in 3's...or is it multiples of 3?”

— Tara Ford