Laundry day. And there's nothing better than clothes dried…

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

— Jerry Seinfeld

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

— Dane Cook

“Monday was laundry day. Laundry day and payday.”

— Traci Tyne Hilton

“For the record," she continued, "it's not my fault I came in here looking like Chesty LaRue. You caught me on laundry day, so…

— Kresley Cole

“Beautiful day out there,” I said, perching on the stool and crossing my legs. “It’s autumn, Sunday, great weather, and crowded everywhere you go.…

— Haruki Murakami

And is it right, butterfly, they like you better framed and dried?

— Tori Amos

Under Howard, federal government support for black Australia slowly dried up. Services were slashed, native title restricted.

— Richard Flanagan

I can't imagine Japanese food without dashi, a broth made with kelp and dried bonito flakes. It has the aroma of the sea, tinged…

— Nobu Matsuhisa

“A dried plant is nothing but a sign to plant a new one”

— Priyansh Shah

Dried porcini add a substantial, deep flavour to otherwise more neutral vegetables. I use them in risottos, mashed roots and winter soups.

— Yotam Ottolenghi

“The truth is like a dried dandelion; how suddenly it can be whisked away, only to leave behind gleanings of uncertainty ...”

— Nanette L. Avery

My first car was an '84 Ford Taurus. It caught on fire from me trying to change the fuel pump, so that wasn't good…

— T-Pain

Television has dried up for my generation, so it's plays and films.

— Michael Gambon

Over the years I've tweaked my stuffing recipe many times, adding a variety of ingredients like sauteed wild mushrooms, dried cherries, fresh chevre, toasted…

— Tom Douglas

I do not believe in eating fish hot. People always insist on hot fish, but that leaves it dried out.

— Geoffrey Zakarian