Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.

I like pineapple. It's delightful.

— Sarah Drew

“Sometimes I imagine that it was I that crucified him. He hanging there moaning, and I sit down facing him,eating pineapple compote. I like…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“I like pineapple.”

— Craig Alanson

“Be like a pineapple, stand tall and wear a crown.”

— Anonymous

“Pineapple juice doesn’t come in a can—it comes in a hard, spiky shell called a pineapple. Pineapples are great and all, but of all…

— Jarod Kintz

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious.

— J. B. Smoove

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

— W. C. Fields

The biggest challenge [making Pineapple Express] was that we had a comedy budget. We really got excited the more we got into the development…

— Seth Rogen

I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes that it…

— Cynthia Nixon

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

— Karl Pilkington

“Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”

— Katherine Gaskin

Lanai at one time grew 98% of the world's pineapples. But the world's pineapples are now grown in two places, Costa Rica and Panama,…

— Larry Ellison

I can't wait to get off the stage, because I've got some LifeSavers in my pocket and pineapple is next!

— Mitch Hedberg

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The original idea [ of the Pineapple Express] came from Judd [Apatow] actually. He just kind of had the loose notion of like, 'What…

— Seth Rogen