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— Heather Waldorf

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

— Pierre Trudeau

The huge advantage of Canada is its backwardness.

— Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a place of infinite promise. We like the people, and if one ever had to emigrate, this would be the destination, not…

— John Maynard Keynes

With or without the Royals, we are not Americans. Nor are we British. Or French. Or Void. We are something else. And the sooner…

— Will Ferguson

I am so excited about Canadians ruling the world.

— John Diefenbaker

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands.

— Marshall McLuhan

There are no limits to the majestic future which lies before the mighty expanse of Canada with its virile, aspiring, cultured, and generous-hearted people.

— Winston Churchill

Canada is the linchpin of the English-speakin g world

— Winston Churchill

Canadians have an abiding interest in surprising those Americans who have historically made little effort to learn about their neighbour to the North.

— Peter Jennings

The US is our trading partner, our neighbour, our ally and our friend... and sometimes we'd like to give them such a smack!

— Rick Mercer

We'll explain the appeal of curling to you if you explain the appeal of the National Rifle Association to us.

— Andy Barrie

The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy…

— June Callwood

We have it all. We have great diversity of people, we have a wonderful land, and we have great possibilities. So all those things…

— Bob Rae

There are few, if any, Canadian men that have never spelled their name in a snow bank.

— Douglas Coupland