The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history.

“Reading contemporary accounts brings home the fact that of any battle or campaign there are at least for different versions. One is that of…

— Philip Warner

Traditionally the Crimean war has been viewed as the major turning point in the development of Cavours new national policy.

— Davis

The two-party system is a bad joke on the American people; when it comes to Republicans and Democrats remember they are two sides of…

— Aaron Russo

“in this society, things you’d think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.”

— Banana Yoshimoto

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

— Sandra Bernhard

It was a strange feeling going into a church I did not know for a service that I did not really believe in, but…

— Michael Palin

When your time is good, your mistakes r taken as a joke. But When your time is bad, even your jokes r noticed as…

— Anonymous

So this is it. You are scored on my heart, Clark. You were from the first day you walked in, with your ridiculous clothes…

— Jojo Moyes

When your time is GOOD Then your mistakes are taken as jokes But when your time is BAD then even your jokes are noticed…

— Sheetal Soni

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.

— Zac Efron

No matter how funny the bad jokes are, the jokes they create wants to build the moment with you with their effort.

— Anonymous

“here was a particular kind of energy in those early days, something I've only really found in startups. The regulars - the boring 9-to-5…

— Yudhanjaya Wijeratne

Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.

— Jon Stewart

If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes…

— Pete Wentz

I wish I had never met you. There would be no need to impress you. No need to want you. No need for loving…

— Anonymous