What's time to a pig

This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in…

— Michael Hudson

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if…

— Anne Lamott

Being a military child, we moved a lot and we developed different vernaculars from moving from the south, to the Midwest, and seeing the…

— Joe Torry

according to the old joke, married people are often like little boys bathing, who cry with chattering teeth to the boys on the shore,…

— Dinah Maria Murlock Craik

If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're just doing…

— Chris Hardwick

There is an old joke about socialism as the synthesis of the highest achievements of the whole human history to date: from prehistoric societies…

— Slavoj Žižek

Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.

— Andre Maurois

I've dropped a lot of race humor from my routines, not because I think it is in bad taste, but because I don't want…

— Nipsey Russell

There's an old joke that you know you're in heaven if the cooks are Italian and the engineering is German. If it's the other…

— David Byrne

The whole movie thing has never been a source of great pride for me, in that Burt Reynolds, who starred in the picture, butchered…

— Brock Yates

Baltimore has been a punchline/punching bag for years - I've landed a few blows, to be fair - but those old jokes are out…

— Laura Lippman

Nigerians are everywhere. There's an old joke, particularly about the Ibos, that when you finally land on Mars, you're going to find a Nigerian…

— Chris Abani

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."

— Larry the Cable Guy

And the look on her face as she opened the door Was like an old joke told by a friend. It'd taken ten more…

— Harry Chapin

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?

— Aristophanes