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The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a…

— Pauly D

That must be Jelly cuz Jam dont shake like that!

— Pauly D

Seasides so beautiful! Look at the garbage!

— Pauly D

Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

— Pauly D

I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my…

— Pauly D

So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then pat her…

— Pauly D

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

— Pauly D

These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is cuz theyre DTF.

— Pauly D

It's T-Shirt time.

— Pauly D

Shut The Fuck Up.

— Pauly D

Mike looks even dumber than he normally looks.

— Pauly D

If she still has coloring books, She's to young for you Bro!

— Pauly D

Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I don't really…

— Pauly D

You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

— Pauly D

OH YEAH, WAKE UP, YEAH!

— Pauly D