I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones…

“Well … things are beginning to stack up a little,” said Gordo. It was the same old sod-hut drawl. He sounded like the airline…

— Tom Wolfe

A true gentleman never leaves his lady.

— Alessandro Del Piero

I intend to make America strong again. I'm going to be the champion of the middle class, where I came from. If you make…

— Lindsey Graham

“To modernize their sleeping habits, [Peter the Great] declared, 'Ladies and gentlemen of the court caught sleeping with their boots on will be instantly…

— Anonymous

Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th…

— David Letterman

“Ladies and gentlemen, let us hear the demand of life and adhere to it. It would do us good”

— Sunday Adelaja

Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy.

— Nelly Kaplan

“Ladies and gentlemen, I feel that this award was not made to me as a man, but to my work - a life's work…

— William Faulkner

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! YOU'VE READ ABOUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPERS! NOW, SHUDDER AS YOU OBSERVE, BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THAT MOST RAREAND RAGIC OF…

— Alan Moore

Femininity and masculinity are social constructs. Female and male are biological. We don't have to learn to be men or women but we do…

— Rita Mae Brown

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… ME!”

— James Patterson

“On turning to the Work in Progress we find that the mirror is not so convex. Here is direct expression--pages and pages of it.…

— Samuel Beckett

“Ladies and gentlemen, may I suggest you let fun out of your lives? For it is, brothers and sisters, a mongrel word, an ersatz…

— Terry Pratchett

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you now because I never stopped dawdling like an eight-year-old on a spring morning on his way to…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“So: ‘Why did you laugh?’ demanded Philippa, and shook Jerott’s hand off her arm. ‘Oh, that?’ said Lymond. ‘But, my dear child, the picture…

— Dorothy Dunnett