There are chickens, there are eggs, there are deaf girls…

“Trust me Miki. Nothing cures heartache faster than a bunch of girls singing pop songs badly at the top of thier lungs.”

— Mark Crilley

Just saw two deaf girls arguing, one said, 'BITCH better keep my name out your hands.'

— Anonymous

I prefer to sleep with deaf girls. Those crazy chicks never have a safe word.

— Anthony Jeselnik

One recent menu for suspected terrorists at Guantanamo consisted of orange glazed chicken, fresh fruit crepe, steamed peas and mushrooms, and rice pilaf. Sounds…

— Ann Coulter

I was sixty-six years old. I still had to make a living. I looked at my social security check of 105 dollars and decided…

— Colonel Sanders

We got famous off singing about a chicken.

— Sean Kinney

To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster.

— Mickey Mantle

There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

— Thom Yorke

Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken.

— Bertrand Russell

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

— Albert Einstein

We are constituted a good deal like chickens, which, taken from the hen, and put in a basket of cotton in the chimney-corner, willoften…

— Henry David Thoreau

The chickens have come home to roast.

— Jane Ace

I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.

— Jennifer Ellison

call it chicken salad

— Sarah Dessen

I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.

— Waka Flocka Flame