Ohmygod. Did hell just freeze over?" - Zoey Redbird when…

“zoey: Holy crap, Aphrodite! Could you not sneak up and scare me? Aphrodite: No one was sneaking and holy crap is that a curse?…

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“I always thought you had you a bad case of head-up-your-ass-itis. -Kramisha”

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“That man is such a damn turd monkey." "Grandma!" I said. "Oh, Zoeybird, did I just call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey…

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“The ability to accessorize is what elevates us from lower-life forms," I said in my lecture voice, choosing a pair of diamond-studded drops for…

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“You asked what you’d done to displease me and I told you: you’re breathing. And in much too close a proximity to me. That…

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“She turned her face to me. 'Can you tell I've been crying?' "For the gazillionth time, no. You look fine.' Shit. I knew it.…

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“ Soul mates do always find each other, Artemis thought.”

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“Adam's gaze quickly shifted from the full tattoo on my face, to the V-neck of my T-shirt and the glimpse of tattooing across my…

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“So, even in the midst of craziness and exhaustion and a life-changing chaos,I was filled with peace and the sweet knowledge that I was…

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“Been dead, done that got a fricken t-shirt”

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“I demand to know who did this to my man's face.-Aphrodite Lafonte”

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“Clearly, the Goddess has a sense of humor.”

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“Never say no to sex”

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“Oh, Zoeybird, did I call your mother's husband a damn turd monkey outloud?' 'Yes, Grandma, you did.' She looked at me, her dark eyes…

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“it's hard to march purposefully, or in any other way, when your thighs are screaming like Richard Simmons in a candy store- good God,…

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