Being a good game show panelist is like being a virtuoso…

“Trump’s true talent was finding the pulse of these ignorant, livid people and playing them like a virtuoso strumming an instrument.”

— Jared Yates Sexton

You give me a @#$%& kazoo and I'll write you a good song.

— Billy Corgan

I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.

— Wally Amos

“he cawed, a low, rolling sound, something like a kazoo being played into a theremin.”

— Seanan McGuire

Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!

— Dana Gould

“Down the gullet, up the kazoo—we’d come at you from both ends.” Sam”

— Marie Force

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

— Bette Davis

“Teachers are being replaced by interactive algorithms that can teach students on a far more customized level, such as the ones being developed by…

— GBF Summary

I had an opportunity to move to L.A. back in 1999 and start up a horse racing network of all things. At the time,…

— Chris Harrison

“I needed to wander… whenever and wherever I wanted! I’d found myself at the end of my rope as far as school was concerned;…

— Johnny Depp

I was on a game show and now I'm the game show girl who got a movie. That's how I consider myself.

— Colleen Haskell

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of…

— Michael Ian Black

We were born with natural rights. We don't need civil rights. [African-Americans] don't need civil rights. They don't need them. They have inalienable rights…

— Chuck Woolery

I'm a big game show fan. When you're a poor person, you watch game shows. I don't think people realize that. Maybe everybody watches…

— Louie Anderson

I think anyone that grew up in the '70s and '80s grew up with Bob Barker and Wink Martindale and I think that was…

— Guy Fieri