Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe…

“Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.”

— Oliver Hardy

Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man dumb enough to marry them.

— Claude Marchand

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.

— Danny DeVito

I think when I was young, let's call it high school, and even before that, I just loved comedy, and I loved comedians. I…

— Steve Martin

I was a 'Laurel and Hardy' nut. I got to know Laurel at the end of his life, and it was a great thrill…

— Dick Van Dyke

When I was a boy, my family used to watch a lot of Laurel and Hardy.

— John Prine

I loved Laurel and Hardy and TV shows like 'Robin Hood' and 'Rama of the Jungle'.

— Stephen Lang

“How can I put this so that you'll believe me? You're not asleep, and you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you. I…

— Stephenie Meyer

Happily ever after is a concept I'll never believe in.

— Ellen Hopkins

I keep telling myself that I don't miss you and don't love you, hoping one day I'll believe it.

— Anonymous

When you believe in yourself, you'll believe in all the signs the good Lord is telling us. You expect yourself to do well, and…

— Rudy Ruettiger

I will believe in myself, I'll believe in my team, I believe in my country, and I'll just keep working and keep chipping away.

— Leon Edwards

You'll see it when you believe it.

— Wayne Dyer

If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

— Ernie Hudson

“I know,” he said, very softly. “Let’s go home. Let’s go home, and you can tell me whatever you want, and I’ll believe you.”

— Ashlyn Kane