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Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare,…

— Tom DeLay

I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills.

— Fantasia Barrino

I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poisons in the sugar.

— James St James

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate…

— Roseanne Barr

The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…

— Jay Leno

For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have the virtue to cure;…

— Thomas Hobbes

“it. No more. I kept scribbling down “rules” as they came to me: NO HARD DRUGS. Ooh, wasn’t it fun counting these pills and…

— Cat Marnell

My final word, before I'm done, Is "Cancer can be rather fun"- Provided one confronts the tumour with a sufficient sense of humour. I…

— John B. S. Haldane

Here's some shut the fuck up pills, have a pack.

— Chris Time Steele

It's a really crappy feeling to realize that your entire outook on your life can be controlled by some little pill that looks like…

— Michael Thomas Ford

I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her…

— Andrew Dice Clay

If anyone doubts the influence of drug company ads on patients and physicians - consider all those wasted billions of dollars for a pill…

— Robert Bazell

A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three…

— Frank Carson

I just like the idea of pills. I like to collect them but not actually take them. When I fell off my horse, I…

— Madonna Ciccone

I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin