When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't…

I had to get a job, and of course, the job was 'The Godfather.' That made me be something I didn't know I was…

— Francis Ford Coppola

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little…

— Alan Moore

I made the mistake of going to a barber who was not from Philly, and let's just say, I would never do that again.

— Black Thought

I got tired of going to the barber to keep my fade together, so I just cut it all off.

— Andre Braugher

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

— Warren Buffett

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

— Wesley Willis

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

— William Shakespeare

A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of; a barber may make you…

— Henry Fielding

I go to the barbers every two weeks.

— Loris Karius

No barber shaves so close but another finds worke.

— George Herbert

If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

— Paul Merson

That small word "Force," they make a barber's block, Ready to put on Meanings most strange and various, fit to shock Pupils of Newton……

— James Clerk Maxwell

My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago.

— Donald Johanson

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her…

— Paul O'Grady