I'm into eating as little as possible... I never cook…

I'm into eating as little as possible, paying as little attention as possible. I never cook. Never use the stove or anything.

— Noam Chomsky

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

— Carol Siskind

They say that a good cook can ignite sparks by the way he kisses. The way I see, just because a guy can turn…

— Stefanie Powers

A great cook is made from having a great sense of hospitality and trying to make people happy. Then there's natural talent. Perhaps you…

— Paul Rankin

It's funny how certain objects convey a message - my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever I pass…

— David Sedaris

Death smells like homemade applesauce as it cooks on the stove. It is not the strangling scent of illness. It is not fear. It…

— Rachel Corrie

When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook's strongest ally…

— Laurie Colwin

She wandered over to the enclosed range, a rather modern-looking contraption that Cook had purchased earlier in the year. "Do you know how to…

— Julia Quinn

I know that you like to see a man in the kitchen, but I'm skeptical of men who cook. A man should be focusing…

— Gene Simmons

I try to teach my son about sanitation, especially when handling foods like chicken that could be dangerous. I remind him to wash his…

— Emeril Lagasse

“When you get to be my age, you can stay alive eating very little,' she said. 'Of the finest food possible,' she added half…

— Haruki Murakami

Eating a little was like vomiting a little, just as bad as a lot.

— Garrison Keillor

I found that people like rules, and I love to tell people what to do. It's not rocket science when it comes to weight…

— Bob Harper

Eating little and speaking little can never do anybody harm.

— Vikrant Parsai

Whenever I finish the training, if I see my weight's down too low, I'm eating a little bit more.

— Mackenzie Dern