Blah! This coconut cream pie tastes like ass and feet! I…

“Toasted tobacco, no additives,' I said. 'Yum. Tastes like childhood.”

— Alexandra Fuller

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

— Daniel Handler

“I murmur something that sounds like “goodbye” but tastes like “hello.”

— Megan Hart

I don't even drink Coke. It tastes like robot sweat.

— David Rees

The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in.

— Sylvia Boorstein

And your skin, it tastes like me. I want to taste you everywhere.

— Larissa Ione

Why do they call it a happy meal if it tastes like a whole lot like depression?

— Anonymous

I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next…

— Richard Kadrey

“My mouth tastes like bad decisions.”

— Shey Stahl

“I drink coffee sometimes, but Starbucks’ coffee tastes like burnt ass,” I say. “Actually, it tastes nothing like burnt ass, Anna.” “And how would…

— Fanny Merkin

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

— Glee

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.

— Fred Allen

“She reminds him of every good day he's ever had. Every summer spent in fields of grass. Every sunrise. Every sunset. She tastes like…

— pleasefindthis

“Everything tastes like pennies.”

— John Green

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.

— Agatha Christie