Men are stupid; women are crazy. And women are crazy…

“You men deserve whatever rabbit-boiling scenario dating crazy women gets you.”

— Rachel Hollis

Before she knew what she was about, she was jumping about like a crazy woman, yelling, “Yes! Yes! I win!” “You don’t win,” Anthony…

— Julia Quinn

L.A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think theyre fooling? It…

— Sofia Vergara

If someone had asked who could stage the best intervention with a crazy woman who had formerly been an undead monster, Sydney Sage would…

— Richelle Mead

“Dear God,” I rumble under my breath and take a seat on the couch. I look up at the ceiling and pray for patience.…

— Liberty Laine

“It's crazy to put women in situations where they're bound to go crazy, and then act like there's something wrong with them for going…

— Katrina Alcorn

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

— George Carlin

Crazy women are like flies, you just can't simply show them the door.

— Anonymous

Its awfully hard to be the son of a great man and also of a half-crazy woman.

— Henry Steele Commager

I've never stabbed, hurt, killed, stolen, anything, but I went to jail for a year. What is that? My pastor said to me the…

— Foxy Brown

Women are complicated. Not because women are crazy, but because people are crazy, and women happen to be people.

— Tavi Gevinson

I would be more slender if I didn't eat a bit of chocolate or a cake now and again, but I'm not one of…

— Zoe Ball

Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long…

— Bill Maher

Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.

— Austin O'Malley

I avoid crazy women.

— Jeremy London