Shigure Sohma: [got Tohru a maid costume for White Day] I…

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old

— Groucho Marx

Yet I would not die a maid, because I had a mother, As I was by one brought forth, I would bring forth another.

— Thomas Campion

I'm actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also,…

— Hiro Fujiwara

I am the least intimidating person. I think I would have done better in my career if I were a little more intimidating. Even…

— Karen Black

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

— Groucho Marx

Faint heart never won fair maid.

— William Shakespeare

And keep you in the rear of your affection, Out of the shot and danger of desire, The chariest maid is prodigal enough If…

— William Shakespeare

“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is one type of ideal woman very seldom described in poetry - the old maid, the woman whom sorrow or misfortune prevents from…

— Lafcadio Hearn

I love to cook and really enjoy cleaning my house. People always tease me about getting a maid. My girlfriend tells me that they…

— Amy Weber

you saw her fair, none else being by, Herself pois'd with herself in either eye; But in that crystal scales let there be weigh'd…

— William Shakespeare

When one of my Japanese teacups is broken, I imagine that the real cause was not the careless hand of a maid but the…

— Fernando Pessoa

It's worth living abroad to study up on genteel and delicate manners. The maid smiles continuously; she smiles like a duchess on a stage,…

— Anton Chekhov

My nan was a nursery maid. Most people weren't in big houses. They were maids of all work.

— Sarah Waters

Some readers tell me, 'We always treated our maid like she was a member of the family.' You know, that's interesting, but I wonder…

— Kathryn Stockett