No one is above the law, not even the president. I believe…

Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

— Lazarus Long

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

— Mae West

“There's nothing uglier than an ugly mouth, there's nothing filthier than a filthy heart.”

— Abhijit Naskar

Our investigation looked at whether there is evidence classified information was improperly stored or transmitted on that personal system, in violation of a federal…

— James Comey

“Where the questions of religion are concerned people are guilty of every possible kind of insincerity and intellectual misdemeanor.”

— Sigmund Freud

Virginia, like most states, has few guidelines about how closely parents are expected to supervise their children. As a result, I was charged not…

— Kim Brooks

“So my offense is what, misdemeanor gargling?”

— David Foster Wallace

I’m praying for a misdemeanor

— Bobby Bowden

MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

— Ambrose Bierce

At first it was just a misdemeanor, but then you lost the "mis-de" and you just got meaner and meaner.

— Louis Armstrong

You're going to be accused of every high crime and low misdemeanor there is.

— Willie Brown

“Violating the presidential oath, in whatever fashion, constitutes a “high crime and misdemeanor”—according to the founding generation’s definition.”

— Brion T. McClanahan

“The smile widened, and she decided it ought to be classified as a misdemeanor. Grinning with Intent to Discombobulate.”

— Ruthie Knox

If a man who has committed many a misdemeanor does not repent and cleanse his heart of the evil, retribution will come upon his…

— Gautama Buddha

I was against felonies when a misdemeanor would do.

— Maggie Stiefvater