So my offense is what, misdemeanor gargling?

“Jesu, Rike, you been gargling rat piss again?”

— Mark Lawrence

“It was the most ludicrous sound I had ever heard. The strangled gargling sounded like a goat that was having an unpleasant sexual encounter.”

— Peter Allison

I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff. He probably wouldn't have…

— P. G. Wodehouse

Our investigation looked at whether there is evidence classified information was improperly stored or transmitted on that personal system, in violation of a federal…

— James Comey

“Where the questions of religion are concerned people are guilty of every possible kind of insincerity and intellectual misdemeanor.”

— Sigmund Freud

Virginia, like most states, has few guidelines about how closely parents are expected to supervise their children. As a result, I was charged not…

— Kim Brooks

I’m praying for a misdemeanor

— Bobby Bowden

MISDEMEANOR, n. An infraction of the law having less dignity than a felony and constituting no claim to admittance into the best criminal society.

— Ambrose Bierce

At first it was just a misdemeanor, but then you lost the "mis-de" and you just got meaner and meaner.

— Louis Armstrong

You're going to be accused of every high crime and low misdemeanor there is.

— Willie Brown

No one is above the law, not even the president. I believe perjury does meet at least the definition of high misdemeanor.

— Nancy Johnson

“Violating the presidential oath, in whatever fashion, constitutes a “high crime and misdemeanor”—according to the founding generation’s definition.”

— Brion T. McClanahan

“The smile widened, and she decided it ought to be classified as a misdemeanor. Grinning with Intent to Discombobulate.”

— Ruthie Knox

If a man who has committed many a misdemeanor does not repent and cleanse his heart of the evil, retribution will come upon his…

— Gautama Buddha

Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

— Lazarus Long