Goat screaming videos are hilarious.

I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions…

— Sandra Bullock

Guy Savelli's role in the War on Terror began when half-a-dozen strangers, within days of one another, contacted him via e-mail and telephone in…

— Jon Ronson

No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Goats are naught but bones and bleating, and their hair was not warm nor their bodies soft. Of course, there was the smell, too,…

— Nancy E. Turner

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

Men may die like lambs and yet have their place forever with the goats.

— Matthew Henry

I hate pigs. I hate goats.

— Blake Shelton

“I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth.”

— Sabrina Zbasnik

The constantly recurring question must be: What shall we unite with and from what shall we separate? The question of coexistence does not enter…

— Aiden Wilson Tozer

I noticed that all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being…

— George Carlin

Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and…

— Nikolai Gogol

The male has more teeth than the female in mankind, and sheep and goats, and swine. This has not been observed in other animals.…

— Aristotle

If we didn't live venturously, plucking the wild goat by the beard, and trembling over precipices, we should never be depressed, I've no doubt;…

— Virginia Woolf

As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I…

— Jim Butcher

“In the silence, I could hear the distinct sound of goats maa-ing in the barn. Lying there listening to them made me smile, too.…

— Steve Watkins