Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.

“Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.”

— Michael Monroe

Don't stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.

— Michael Monroe

“The storage capacity of the average human brain is two-hundred and fifty-six exabytes. However, the average adult human only uses approximately one billionth of…

— Michael Monroe

“He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn’t change the fact he’s wrong most of the time.”

— Michael Monroe

“It was one of those dreams from which she woke up depressed about her reality, filled with a longing that pulled at her insides,…

— Michael Monroe

“That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven’t seen nobody, you’re actually saying that you have seen somebody.”

— Michael Monroe

“Mitch, that's what faith is. If they spit in your face, you say it must be raining. But you still come back tomorrow.”

— Mitch Albom

You'll find a way. You'll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can't, you'll have friends who will.

— Michael Monroe

“Ask very pointed questions. Sharp as sword blades, or laser blasts, if you catch my meaning.”

— Michael Monroe

“Everyone has the right to believe whatever he or she wants. Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Pagans, atheitsts, and every other religion. People can follow whichever…

— Michael Monroe

“We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.”

— Michael Monroe

We don't want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off.

— Michael Monroe

A leader's first duty is to look after his or her people, especially those who are sick, hungry, or thirsty.

— Michael Monroe

“A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny.…

— Michael Monroe

You shouldn't say mean things to people before they kill you. It's being a sore loser.

— Michael Monroe