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I'm trying to teach my children not to cry. That's the big…

“I'm trying to teach my children not to cry. That's the big thing. No crying. Because I think we can all agree that crying is, for the most part, for sissies. If my team loses, I'm going to cry. And I'm going to want my kids to see me crying. Not because I think sports are so important, but because…” quote by Michael Ian Black
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“I'm trying to teach my children not to cry. That's the big thing. No crying. Because I think we can all agree that crying is, for the most part, for sissies. If my team loses, I'm going to cry. And I'm going to want my kids to see me crying. Not because I think sports are so important, but because I bet so much money on the game that we'll probably lose the house if my team doesn't win. That's something to cry about.”

Michael Ian Black

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

He discourages emotional expression in children, equating crying with weakness, especially in competitive contexts.

In simple terms: Discourages crying, sees it as weakness.

Key Takeaway

Teach emotional resilience without suppressing feelings.

Themes

parenting emotions masculinity competition

Mood

sarcastic critical

Type

humorous satirical

When to use this quote

  • sports events
  • family arguments
  • teaching moments

Key Concepts

psychology social norms family dynamics

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is it okay to show vulnerability?
  • How does cultural view of masculinity affect emotional expression?
A Different Perspective

Suppressing emotions can harm mental health.

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