I had to sit down and promise the kids I would no longer…

Yeah, spray tans are not for me.

— Tristan MacManus

It's weird how quickly you get used to spray tans. You might smell of biscuits, but you feel fabulous.

— Hugh Skinner

I'm very English. I'm white. I mean, I'm so pale. With spray tans they start peeling and start getting really dirty looking.

— Sam Claflin

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

— Rip Taylor

I was at a party in London when I met Bond producer Barbara Broccoli. She introduced herself, and I didn't believe her name. So…

— Catherine Bach

“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb; Then away with these nasty devices, and show How…

— John Wilmot

Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad…

— Thom Yorke

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

— Carrot Top

I once died my hair blonde, and it looked like an orangey-red carrot top. It was the '80s, and I was trying to look…

— Nigel Barker

“Cookie!" The kid holds up a carrot with the feathery green still attached to the top. "Seriously?" The woman gives me a wide-eyed don't…

— Pam Bachorz

The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution.

— Emile Zola

If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days.

— Margot Robbie

The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution.

— Paul Cezanne

After cooking dinner tonight, I realized there is no straight way to wash a carrot.

— Nikhil Saluja

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

— Demetri Martin