Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults…
“Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.”
About This Quote
This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.
He humorously critiques adult explanations of sex, noting absurd theories and cultural clues.
In simple terms: Adult explanations of sex are often absurd and misleading.
Key Takeaway
Seek accurate, respectful information about sexuality.
Themes
sex education
humor
misinformation
Mood
playful
critical
Type
educational
satirical
When to use this quote
- parent‑child talks
- school curricula
- media literacy
Key Concepts
cultural studies
psychology
Questions to Reflect On
- How can we discuss sex openly with kids?
- What sources provide reliable information?
A Different Perspective
Humor may downplay seriousness of proper sex education.