It is only safe to mock a crocodile when you have crossed…

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.

— Bill Haley

Give me a 15-ft. crocodile any day over a bee.

— Bindi Irwin

I've never been impressed by somebody who came in with a crocodile bag, you know?

— Peter Lindbergh

I'm obsessed with crocodiles and getting eaten by one. When I hear that someone's been eaten by a crocodile or shark, I just get…

— Tori Amos

“Be quick to resolve conflicts before they mature to become wars. The energetic crocodile was once a delicate egg!”

— Israelmore Ayivor

Curled up at the base of the scales, fast asleep, was the oddest monster I'd seen yet. It had the head of crocodile with…

— Rick Riordan

“Then I’ll go keep our crocodile friends busy.” Niten’s teeth flashed in a smile. “I’ll try to leave a few for you.” He stepped…

— Michael Scott

Appeasement, said Winston Churchill, consists of being nice to a crocodile in the hope that he will eat you last. At the moment, the…

— John Naughton

To worship a crocodile is better to worship yourself.

— Peter Kreeft

Is this how you repay my goodness--with badness?” cried the boy. “Of course,” said the crocodile out of the corner of his mouth. “That…

— Alex Haley

Every day, I live a lie But not the crocodile kind.

— Megan McCafferty

“How different this world to the one about which I used to read, and in which I used to live! This is one peopled…

— Wirt Gerrare

You look at any poetic creature: muslin, ether, demigoddess, millions of delights; then you look into the soul and find the most ordinary crocodile!

— Anton Chekhov

“Udah, deh... shut up! You nggak usah crocodile tears!”

— Devania Annesya

Statistically there's only one crocodile-related human fatality per year in the whole of Australia.

— Steve Irwin