Orgasm: the genitals sneezing.

“Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway. 'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of…

— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

A source of permanent, accessible pleasure, our genitals exist. The god who created our misfortune, who made us short-lived, vain and cruel, has also…

— Michel Houellebecq

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

— Steven Morrissey

“It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Those who follow where their genitals lead them often wind up in tedious company.

— Mason Cooley

Male genitals are still called "the tree of life" by the Arabs, and a cross was one of the oldest diagrammatic images of male…

— Barbara G. Walker

“A brick could be used as a medallion on the end of a necklace, much like human testicles aren’t used. It’s a shame, really,…

— Jarod Kintz

I love you with all of my heart and genitals.

— Anonymous

“one in five Muslim girls lives today in a community that sanctions some sort of interference with her genitals.”

— Geraldine Brooks

“My hand acts as a blanket for my genitals.
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— Jarod Kintz

The genitals themselves have not undergone the development of the rest of the human form in the direction of beauty.

— Sigmund Freud

The closeups of pornography make human genitals look like undiscovered prehistoric animals.

— Mason Cooley

Before contact of the genitals, there should be contact of the minds

— DARLAmirez

You got a date Robert? Did you tell her, that you got two sets of genitals: a vagina and a coochie? Oh, that's a…

— Boondocks

“For your information, Lester, there are at least five wonderful parts of the female body that can be viewed by the owner only with…

— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor