On the way here, I stopped in the office of a block…
““On the way here, I stopped in the office of a block captain who wanted to tell me about an inmate who was caught with two boxes of staples, a pencil sharpener, sharpener blades, and three jumbo binder rings in his rectum. He became known as “OD,” for Office Depot. They never found out what he intended to do with the stuff.””
About This Quote
This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.
People sometimes hide bizarre objects in bodies, revealing odd humor and the limits of institutional oversight.
In simple terms: Weird things happen in prisons.
Expect the unexpected.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- prison intake
- security checks
- medical exams
- policy review
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What drives such behavior?
- How can institutions improve detection?
Such acts may be overlooked due to bureaucracy.