Eulalie in a remote fashion belonged to him, Jody, to do…

I did not know that the planning for biological and chemical warfare was so widespread in England, and even in France before France fell.…

— Nicholson Baker

I think we'll have a good potato crop this year," a newspaper editor told his housekeeper one morning. "No such thing," asserted the housekeeper.…

— James Keller

When I first went to university, I did a big shop with my dad. We bought loads of stuff but it didn't occur to…

— Josh Widdicombe

At one store, Gansey had started to pay for Blue's potato chips and she'd snatched them away. "I don't want you to buy me…

— Maggie Stiefvater

What small potatoes we all are, compared with what we might be!

— Charles Dudley Warner

When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of…

— Dave Barry

Albert and I would spend hours and hours looking at them. Cleo had this big magnifying glass on his desk, and we'd find centipedes…

— Fannie Flagg

There are those who say that trees shade the garden too much, and interfere with the growth of the vegetables. There may be something…

— Charles Dudley Warner

“The meaning of sex is illustrated by two eponymous heroes of British history, King Edward VII (who flourished in the years before the First…

— Steve Jones

“Looks delicious," he lied. "A mite crispy along the edges - but then, I like it that way." Incredulous eyes met his own. "You…

— Tracy Anne Warren

A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner as to…

— M. F. K. Fisher

Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was…

— Cassandra Clare

Today's brains are yesterday's mashed potatoes.

— Richard P. Feynman

'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the…

— Paul Feig

I love collard greens and sweet potatoes. But like, traveling, I'm always just looking for that thing where you feel like there's love in…

— Neneh Cherry