He was eating me!” Julian insisted pitifully. “I had to…

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

— Ozzy Osbourne

“I'd rather have rabies than be in love." "Why?" "Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.”

— Shelly Laurenston

When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a…

— Woody Allen

This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips?

— Alan Moore

“The Press, my child,” Bight said, “is the watchdog of civilisation, and the watchdog happens to be – it can’t be helped – in…

— Henry James

The good folks mostly win, courage usually triumphs over fear, the family dog hardly ever contracts rabies: these are things I knew at twenty-five,…

— Stephen King

Active conservation [of gorillas] involves simply going out into the forest, on foot, day after day after day, attempting to capture poachers, killing-regretfully-poacher dogs,…

— Dian Fossey

“Generally, when a man is rabidly for one cause, and then is just as rabidly for another cause, it is not because he loves…

— Paul Collins

You don't go out and kick a mad dog. If you have a mad dog with rabies, you take a gun and shoot him.

— Pat Robertson

“He's not real friendly," Sunshine explained as she set up her stand. "I think he has rabies or something.”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

True love is hard to find. And once you find it, it probably has rabies.

— JoJo

“At a rear window I hear the heart-rendering cries of my captive kind, plus a lot of yammering from the idiotic dogs, who will…

— Carole Nelson Douglas

Good practice, everyone," Rusty said at last. "Light on the actual learning, heavy on the emotional catharsis, and thanks to Jared I think I…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass…

— Emo Philips

“The little girl knew if she bit any member of her family, they would get rabies too, and she died without ever having been…

— Fannie Flagg