I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful…

You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through you say…

— Mario Batali

I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would…

— Mitch Hedberg

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.

— Richard Jeni

“If you were any more inbred, you'd be pastrami." "What? Pastrami?" "You know, ‘in bread’ like pastrami. In a sandwich.”

— Penny Reid

I've picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and a nice cream soda. It is fantastic. So I have to be careful…

— Vincent Piazza

Long John would sometimes hold his interviews in the Carnegie Delicatessen, which is the most famous delicatessen in New York up by Carnegie. Let's…

— Paul Laffoley

I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey…

— Mitch Hedberg

“Pastrami, of Romanian origin, is dried, spiced, and salted beef, smoked over hardwood sawdust and then steamed. The name may come from pastra, the…

— Mark Kurlansky

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.

— Sara Paretsky

A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurters, the great lusty…

— Herb Gardner

“Pastrami on wheat.”

— Rj Axen

Would you put a pastrami in your mouth if you didn't want to eat it?

— Jackie Mason

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's…

— Mitch Hedberg

If you are well-mannered towards those whose views are similar to yours, you may be said to exhibit a fairly good character. But, if…

— Anonymous

Reader, if you are gifted with nerves like mine, aspire to any character but that of a wit.

— Charles Lamb