It makes your buttocks ache walking on flat ground all the…

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

— William Shakespeare

Everyone detected with AIDS should be tattooed in the upper forearm, to protect common needle users, and on the buttock, to prevent the victimization…

— William F. Buckley, Jr

I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I…

— Dylan Moran

“I must do whatever I can to find the best partners possible." "Did you kick their butts?" He frowned. "The buttocks are among the…

— Allison van Diepen

You're as white as a nun's buttock. Are you all right?

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon

An audience proves its discipline by its capacity for stillness. Those who have never practiced continuous application to an exacting process cannot settle down…

— Rebecca West

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her…

— Edward Dahlberg

Kim Kardashian buttocks are very popular. However, that's dangerous as it can be fatal if done badly.

— Paul Nassif

“For the fighter pilots of the First World War, buttocks had been an important sensory tool. Pilots felt they lost something when, in 1927,…

— Patrick Bishop

She Knows three things: (a) that men are less treacherous than women; (b) that they never notice what a woman is wearing because they're…

— Paulo Coelho

Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go.

— Anonymous

I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus…

— Jack Handey

Read non-fiction. History, biology, entomology, mineralogy, paleontology. Get a bodyguard and do fieldwork. Find your inner fish. Don't publish too soon. Not before you…

— Marlene van Niekerk

A woman’s beauty lies, not in any exaggeration of the specialized zones, nor in any general harmony that could be worked out by means…

— John Updike

Usually state laws refer to touching intimate parts, it can be breasts or buttocks.

— Megyn Kelly