Rigging a loudspeaker and a microphone at both ends of a…

You are so full of shit that the city should charge your mouth a sewer tax.

— Anonymous

If you need someone to come out of the sewer with a wire you don't hire someone who needs laborious collective instruction. You let…

— William Monahan

For three months, when I was 23 years old, I worked as a clerk at Wandsworth Sewer.

— Sandi Toksvig

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

— George Carlin

“The sewer system is a form of welfare state. It’s a government funnel to the sea.”

— Don DeLillo

I am a good sewer. My mother taught me how to sew.

— Nick Nolte

Do you not yet understand, that whatsoever enters in at the mouth, goes into the belly, and is cast out into the sewer? -Matthew 15:17

— Bible

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.

— John Madden

We have managed to acquire $13 trillion of debt on our balance sheet. In my view we have nothing to show for it. We…

— Michael Bennett

“There's rolling the dice, and there's rolling them into the sewer.”

— Phil Gaimon

Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

— Tom Lehrer

“I dragged Meg toward the sewer (because that’s what friends are for)”

— Rick Riordan

A tree root won't get into your sewer line unless there's something already wrong with your sewer line. I know most people don't want…

— Thomas J. Hylton

The sewer is the conscience of the city.

— Victor Hugo

“Even though the sewer pipelines reach far into our houses with their tentacles, they are carefully hidden from view and we are happily ignorant…

— Milan Kundera