My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I…

My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

— Anonymous

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often…

— Robert Crais

I might be loud, I just want you to know I'm not kidding

— Kenzie-ann

Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my fucking balls. -Tommy DeVito

— Goodfellas

When you're writing about cops from the perspective of cops, that level of sarcasm about their job and how they treat people will color…

— Cheo Hodari Coker

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

— James Brown

I'm an actress, and that's why I'm still here. Anybody who has the illusion that you can have a career as long as I…

— Suzanne Pleshette

I could never be a politician because at this point I would just be yelling are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

— Ramandeep Singh

In the Age of the Almighty Computer, drones are the perfect warriors. They kill without remorse, obey without kidding around, and they never reveal…

— Eduardo Galeano

“You’re fucking kidding me, right?” “I don’t kid about fucking.”

— Stacey Marie Brown

First day of school, walking into class, seeing who's in it & thinking to yourself, 'You've got to be f*cking kidding me.'

— Anonymous

I like to work and there's no movies for actors, period, especially black actors. When white actors are like, 'Man, there's no work out…

— Marlon Wayans

We make believe every day, we make our lives seem like they're still worth living, when we find out in the end it's only…

— Ana Chable

I don't know if I'm ever going to quit playing football. I'm just kidding.

— Adam Vinatieri

I don't use the computer. But my secretary does. I want to take some computer courses because I'm interested in some of the access…

— Ahmet Ertegun