Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love…

What's the difference between herpes and love? Herpes is forever.

— Miriam Margolyes

“If your first love doesn't last,then make sure the second one last forever”

— Blackcat

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

— Santino Marella

Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd…

— Caprice Crane

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.

— Justin Halpern

The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away.…

— Demetri Martin

It is important to go into work you would like to do. Then it doesn't seem like work. You sometimes feel it's almost too…

— Gertrude B. Elion

You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's…

— Dov Davidoff

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

— Hunter S. Thompson

“He’s like a bad case of herpes. You think he’s gone and then he shows up again.”

— Missy Johnson

Participation trophies are the soul herpes of a generation.

— Christopher Titus

“I could have herpes, you know,” she says. I grin at her and wink. “You somehow just made herpes sound appealing.”

— Colleen Hoover

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I lean forward and grab the bowl of ice cream she didn't finish and pull it to my, then take a bite. She watches…

— Colleen Hoover

Freedom in every sense but primarily political sense, a rise in repression that stems from a repression of sexuality. It's AIDS, it's herpes, it's…

— Jack Nicholson