Hey Lucia, Pay up, suckah, Emma got dental with some dude.

You tell me another gang that's got a dental plan.

— Michael Keaton

Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss.

— Matt Chandler

There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently

— William Shakespeare

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.

— Leonard Woolf

Soul. The word rebounded to me, and I wondered, as I often had, what it was exactly. People talked about it all the time,…

— Sue Monk Kidd

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

— Robert Breault

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I…

— Rachel McAdams

Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and…

— Patricia Heaton

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.

— Miguel de Cervantes

Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere. Start by getting something-anything-down on paper. A friend of mine…

— Anne Lamott

Why did you leave? (Aiden) I took care of the person harassing him. Threat gone. Job eliminated. Anything else you want to know? Dental…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

— Helen Rowland

I was studying to be a dental hygienist and working as a dental assistant. I met a photographer and decided to put my job…

— Nikki Ziering

Ladies, [motherhood] is a full-time job. Do not kid yourself that you can be a dental receptionist and a mother; that you can be…

— Alistair Begg

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she…

— Steven Wright