If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana…

“But by God, if I don’t get laid tonight, my cooter will go nuclear and wipe out a city block.”

— Kendall Grey

Tonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs.

— John Green

Tonight I have inundated you with the mystical kundalini. Now, of course, I'm moving into the supra-conscious; it's kind of a doubleheader this evening.

— Frederick Lenz

It wasn't [Barack] Obama per se; it was the feeling on the ground; it was seeing an old black woman in a wheelchair being…

— Bill Ayers

I know you better than you do. So put out your cigarette and kiss me on the lips tonight.

— Neon Trees

“So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a…

— Lily Tomlin

Tonight I'm going to listen with my ears.

— Eugene Ormandy

“To all the secret writers, late-night painters, would-be singers, lapsed and scared artists of every stripe, dig out your paintbrush, or your flute, or…

— Shauna Niequist

Cheshvan starts tonight," Rixon said, "What are you doing arsing around in a graveyard?" "Thinking." "Thinking?" "A process by which I use my brain…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

When they [people with insomnia] start worrying about not sleeping, I'll say, "Say the mantra to myself; if I don't sleep tonight, I'll likely…

— Shelby Harris

When I talked to him earlier, he said he had to work tonight,” Peter explained, “but that we should go ahead and draw for…

— Richelle Mead

I could not have slept tonight if I had left that helpless little creature to perish on the ground.

— Abraham Lincoln

We'll never be as young as we are tonight.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“He would learn the truth. Tonight he would flout his own rules. Meet the girl alone. Ask her a single question. He could afford…

— Renee Ahdieh

Tonight I feel like a prisoner on fire, waiting desperately... denied, sentenced forever more. Only your love can set me free.

— Michael Bolton