A dead man does not know the value of his coffin

“I decided to get my butt up out of the coffin, just like Jesus Christ, and come and chitchat with all my beautiful and…

— Heather O'Neill

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

— Homer Simpson

“Like King, we need to put on our cemetery clothes and be coffin-ready for the next great democratic battle.”

— Cornel West

“Lies made it arduous to find a coffin that fit”

— Richard Carl Evans

His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin.

— John Philpot Curran

At my funeral, if one said, 'Nick was a generous person,' trust me I won't be doing cartwheels in my coffin. Recognition from people…

— Nick Vujicic

Well, I guess I am about the livest dead man you ever saw; although I was once asked to accept a coffin.

— Dan Rice

She wanted to be buried in a coffin filled with used paperbacks.

— Sherman Alexie

“Death is only attractive in a fashionable dress, with lilies and an open coffin.”

— Laura L. Sullivan

“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I never change, I'm like a corpse in a coffin.

— J Cole

“This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. You are wasting my time.”

— Bela Lugosi (Ed Wood

“It's daylight. Shouldn't you have burned to a crisp, or something? Don't you have to crawl into a coffin? Where do you keep it…

— Linda Howard

For me, curiosity is life. If you are not curious, you are in your coffin.

— Pierre Boulez

“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana