You hit her with a box of donuts?

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

— Seth Rogen

When you think about a barbecue, most people think of slabs of ribs, but you don't need to do that in today's culinary barbecue…

— G. Garvin

I hate when people aren't upfront with me. The only thing I need sugar coated are my donuts.

— Anonymous

I once said, "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." When Bobby Jindal entered…

— Joe Biden

I'm high off the indo creepin' with the quickness to the cut, bust one to his head while he munches on that donut.

— Dr. Dre

Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson.

— Rick Riordan

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

— Anonymous

There are people who could watch a hurricane like Sandy blow out of the Atlantic every other day and blame it on anything but…

— Michael Specter

Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks…

— Brian Regan

If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good.

— Louise Hay

“and no more real Dunkin’ Donuts.”

— Ben H. Winters

Right now, I'm working with Super Bakery and we manufacture nutritional donuts called Super Donuts.

— Franco Harris

I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come…

— Andy Cohen

I love just going out; long drives, the ocean, my kids, new music, new gear, new plug-ins, coffee, and donuts at four in the…

— John Feldmann

I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.

— Kristen Ashley