Are you ready to take the ACT on Saturday?" my father…

Creativity is like chasing chickens.

— Christoph Niemann

I don't think I've ever bench-pressed anything in my life. Until about two years ago I swam a mile almost every day. Then I…

— Nick Antosca

I've never even been into those supplements or any of that. I don't even drink energy shakes. I'm not into that kind of stuff.…

— Paul Pierce

One of the mistakes I made was thinking chickens and penguins could sing, just like all the other animals in the 'Muppets.' But it…

— Bret McKenzie

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

— Carl Barron

I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.

— Waka Flocka Flame

call it chicken salad

— Sarah Dessen

In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken.

— Padma Lakshmi

I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.

— Jennifer Ellison

To this day I over prepare. I draw storyboards for every scene - chicken scratches so crude that they amuse and horrify the crew.…

— Eric Stoltz

Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

— Terry Pratchett

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?

— Billie Joe Armstrong

I'm such a fitness freak that I eat so plain, it's gross. I have oatmeal in the morning and then I have chicken breasts…

— Anonymous

The chickens have come home to roast.

— Jane Ace

Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

— Dave Barry