He was still a douchecanoe. The douchecanoe who was going…

“Be a duck, remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.”

— Michael Caine

Journeys up the Metaphoric River are hugely enjoyable and highly recommended. Since every genre is nourished by its heady waters, a paddle steamer can…

— Jasper Fforde

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks.

— Jeff Clark

“Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.”

— English Slogan

“cutting shapes or letters into the blade so that it leaves a unique pattern on the subjects skin, and using special or rare types…

— Michael Makai

“You cannot paddle the boat alone. Find someone to share your life with. Make as many friends as possible, and never forget that your…

— William H. McRaven

Float on your life filled cloud, and rain. Plant yourself into everything possible. Become the very wet that waters the lands. Paddle your boat…

— Michaleen O'neill

Always behave like a duck.Keep calm and unruffled on the surface,but paddle like like hell underwater.

— Nikkie Mae

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas.

— Bindi Irwin

The height of the pulleys from the ground was twelve yards, and consequently, when the weights had descended through that distance, they had to…

— James Prescott Joule

Always behave like a duck: keep calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like the devil underneath.

— Jacob Braude

I love paddle boarding. It gives me that feeling of peace as well as an opportunity to enjoy nature's true beauty.

— Camille Grammer

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you

— Groucho Marx

“But I think that I have already been moving too long in a sphere which is not my own. Flying fishes can hold out…

— Ivan Turgenev

“Spread those legs, sweetheart. Show me where the paddle made you wet.”

— Anonymous