You're nearly eight hundred years old and here you are…

I'm not the sort of person who would want to just lie on the sofa watching TV.

— Petra Kvitova

“...unnskyld? Men opptar Fordervelsen hele sofaen?”

— Alexander L. Kielland

“came from the Salvation Army. It's purple. It's an ugly sofa, Tom." "Then I'll sleep with my eyes closed," he said.”

— Anonymous

For interiors, if you have a basic sofa, you can add fun throw pillows, and cool lighting to make the space more interesting. In…

— Jeremiah Brent

Being home alone at night makes me a bit nervous. If I'm at home alone, I have to sleep on the sofa - I…

— Rafael Nadal

“What do you mean? In Old Castle? I still live with my parents in case you haven’t noticed, Jack. Those two strangers – that…

— Jonathan Dunne

So many programs you watch on the sofa, But the real program sit on top of your shoulders.

— One Be Lo

People think, 'Oh, I'm loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.' Love yourself enough to get up!

— Alison Sweeney

You know you're getting older when you fall asleep on the sofa & wake up the next morning … still on the sofa.

— Nishan Singh

I have this one room - it has a TV, a sofa, some candles. I close the door, sit down and lose myself.

— Denise Lewis

When I first became involved with PETA, it was on an 'issue-by-issue' basis - they interviewed me in my old apartment about animal abuse…

— Steve-O

The hardest distance is always from the sofa to the front door

— Erki Nool

“Well this went as well as could be expected. Watch this family's attempt to fit a sofa into their hatchback here”

— Waseem Shamsi

The curious defiled past him, after squeezing the Presidential fingers into the room, and settled either on the sofa or chairs or remained standing…

— Henry Villard

The biggest cost in making a sofa is the labor/time, thus why recovering one cost almost just as much as a new one.

— Bobby Berk