Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a…

“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

Life is life and life sucks!!!!

— Anonymous

“Saya pasti takut. Kalo tidak takut pasti bukan saya.”

— Anonymous

CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

— Anonymous

“everything is normal we have our tv and mcdonalds people wash their cars on their driveways on a sunday afternoon and mow their lawns…

— U.V. Ray

“Life is only logical, and to think it's a gift is depressing.”

— Konrad

“Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've…

— Justin Sewell

“There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”

— Justin Sewell

“Happy people do not wake up for breakfast.”

— Tetiana Liubetska

“Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we’d been at all competent.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.”

— Konrad

“Although some people think women are inferior to men, I think it's a privilege to be a woman. There are so many fun things…

— Jessica Angelina Birch

“You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.”

— Justin Sewell

“Try & try until you cannot succeed.”

— Self

“TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.”

— Justin Sewell