I could be illegal!

It might interest you that just as the U.S. was ramping up its involvement in Vietnam, LBJ launched an illegal invasion of the Dominican…

— Junot Diaz

“The W. M. Keck Observatory is the only employer that has surprised me during my employment with urine tests for illegal drugs.”

— Steven Magee

Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why…

— Roseanne Barr

Helen Crawfurd and the Women's Peace Crusade, made a march on the City Chambers, distributing an illegal leaflet in front of police and even…

— Willie Gallacher

I am calling on all citizens with access to unreleased records pertaining to illegal, unconstitutional, or immoral government activities to return those records to…

— Ryan Shapiro

I mean, you take a look at this, it's one way. [Mexicans] get the jobs, they get the factories, they get the cash, and…

— Donald Trump

Before the Freedom of Information Act, I used to say at meetings "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." [...]…

— Henry A. Kissinger

I think we have two conflicting traditions in this country. I think it's important for us to recognize that we've got a tradition of…

— Barack Obama

Even the Supreme Court, back when it used to makes sense, the Supreme Court has never ruled that a baby born to illegal aliens…

— Rush Limbaugh

On March 12, 2004, acting attorney general James B. Comey and the Justice Department's top leadership reached the brink of resignation over electronic surveillance…

— Barton Gellman

The Chinese describe themselves as political refugees. Many base that claim on China's strict population laws, which allow them to have only one child.…

— Ed Koch

Stupid is not illegal.

— Dave Ramsey

[Could you show us how Lana Del Rey dances in a club?] That would be illegal.

— Lana Del Rey

I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

— Jon Stewart

“Interacting with a corrupt government judge is futile.”

— Steven Magee