I'm not a sad bloke. I'm an optimist.

Confidence in a bloke would be arrogance in a woman. For years, I didn't give interviews because I was scared of people judging me…

— Alice Lowe

Oh come off it. You're the most anomalous bloke I've ever met.

— Donna Noble

I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I know you know this bloke. This is a bloke you…

— Sexy Beast

There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered.

— Melvyn Bragg

If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine

— David Lloyd

The bloke didnt even notice it took the picture ahaha

— Taylor Marie

I'd like to be seen as an average Australian bloke. I can't think of... I can't think of a nobler description of anybody than…

— John Howard

“When a bloke takes you out for a meal You’d think sex would be part of the deal Not a pat on the head…

— J.L. Merrow

I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.

— Rod Stewart

If I was fat and had a strong regional accent and was a bloke, I'd be a stand-up. Because I think I'm funny.

— Katie Hopkins

I can't explain my popularity. I suppose I'm just an ordinary bloke, and a lot of people see a little bit of Eddie in…

— Eddie the Eagle

You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock, Stock'.' You've…

— Nick Moran

People presume just because you're a bigger bloke that you wouldn't be physically fit or up for the fight, but that couldn't be further…

— Nick Frost

A good education gives you confidence to stick up your hand for anything - whether it is the job you want, or the bloke.…

— Kate Reardon

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I…

— Billy Connolly