Hit him in the ding ding!

“What does the fox say? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!”

— Ylvis

“What about Ding-Dong?" "Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on.”

— Stuart MacBride

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, won't you play with my ding-a-ling.

— Chuck Berry

“Gary Bell is nicknamed Ding Dong. Of course. What’s interesting about it is that “Ding Dong” is what the guys holler when somebody gets…

— Jim Bouton

“das Ding an sich.”

— Max Tegmark

I got some money, threw some diamonds on a pinky ring. That's why your favorite girl probably on my ding a ling.

— Mac Miller

“Am Anfang war das Wort, am Ende das Ding.”

— Juli Zeh

Well you wake up in the morning, hear the ding dong ring. You go a-marching to the table, see the same damn thing.

— Lead Belly

“There was a familiar singsong ding from the front of the house and, not a half a second later, my mother called from the…

— Jessica Gadziala

My ding o ling stank

— Lil Wayne

I want to put a ding in the universe.

— Steve Jobs

There's going to be a real ding dong when the bell goes.

— David Coleman

The best I can do is, it's like a 'ding!' You're writing, and then something starts falling into place, and you hear or feel…

— Judith Viorst

When I was six all I could think about was ding-dongs and yo-yos.

— Aaron Paul

“Jou redding en jou ondergang is een dieselfde ding.”

— Isa Konrad