Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass.

I remember that the bass was turned up slightly more on the mix from last week, and I thought that was good - or…

— Mark Ronson

I think people are more likely to comment on a thin person's weight then the weight of an over weight person. Double standard?

— Anonymous

Chilln nd txtin lol

— Anonymous

The talk shows in the States want celebrities, not authors. In France, it is different; writers are called upon to comment on everything. They…

— Edmund White

“Dude, now you’re flirting? Even to my own ears, my comment sounds suggestive. The sad thing is, it was meant that way. There are…

— M. Leighton

The God in whose hands are all our days and ways, did cast into my hand one day a book of Martin Luthers; it…

— John Bunyan

People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

— Conan O'Brien

Haha:D Haha:D

— Anonymous

In luggage claim at the Minneapolis airport, the guy came up to me and said, "Maybe you're wrong, maybe stories do matter." I wrote…

— Kate DiCamillo

I won the seat of Oxley largely on an issue that has resulted in me being called a racist. That issue related to my…

— Pauline Hanson

I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can of worms.…

— Josh Hartnett

Ya know itt.

— Patience

I need this<3

— Anonymous

Stephen Colbert's recent comment is apropos: When the Republican legislature of North Carolina responded to a scientific study predicting a threatening rise in sea…

— Noam Chomsky

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— Courtney Smith