I should get banned from somewhere, I havent been banned…

Hahahayou really wanna know how I got banned from the mall dont you? Cuz I rode a skateboard in the inside part. hahaha... yeah…

— Joel Zimmerman

Banned! My eyes light up, I think I see stars. Anything that has been banned by anyone must be something I’d like.

— Elizabeth Wurtzel

I bought a bar because we got banned from playing everywhere else. We were too nuts, and everyone was scared of us. It was…

— Shawn Crahan

We're living in a world where [Judy Blume] books were ever banned, and now like "Fifty Shades of Grey" is being read in high…

— Lena Dunham

The referee will now keep track of the time on the field and the shootouts have finally been banned.

— Cobi Jones

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

— Thom Yorke

Few things in life seem more sexy than a banned book.

— Chuck Palahniuk

East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory.

— P. J. O'Rourke

One of the lessons learned during the Vietnam War was that the depiction of wounded soldiers, of coffins stacked higher than their living guards,…

— Walter Dean Myers

Nonsmokers should be banned from buying any product a smoker created.

— Joe Strummer

I tried to go to Kosovo to establish a statue to commemorate those who died during the wars, and to discuss moving on, so…

— Ivica Dacic

I hate that word 'hate' - it should be banned.

— Nicole Appleton

Our main agenda is to have all guns banned of course. We must use whatever means possible. It doesn't matter if you have to…

— Sarah Brady

Political correctness is a major defect of the western ethos. Some Western countries have even passed blasphemy laws that would put you in legal…

— Ali Sina

Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back.

— Anonymous